I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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