So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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