problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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