I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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