Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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