GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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