We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Terrible idea I love it
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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