We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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