Its about making memories worth repressing
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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