1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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