I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I need a beard to bite.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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