I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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