my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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