yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
be right there i have to get my cape
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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