Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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