You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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