why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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