My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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