I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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