we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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