They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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