The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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