she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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