I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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