ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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