I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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