Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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