Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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