i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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