I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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