White coat. Heels.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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