White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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