At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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