How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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