People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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