Tell her she can't have a vagina
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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