yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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