More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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