The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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