If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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