We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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