i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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