If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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