I CAN MOONWALK!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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