awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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