Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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