You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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