Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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