I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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