would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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