you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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