i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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