I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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