A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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