all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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