threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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